Friday, July 19, 2013

Uncle Adrian, Aunt Andrea, and Honey Bee Genocide

Noah had his first encounter with the forces of nature known as Uncle Adrian and Aunt Andrea this weekend. I assume on the next visit Aunt Andrea will force Noah to bare knuckle brawl with some of her stuffed animals.  This visit was peaceful -- except for the honey bee incident.


Uncle Adrian is the baby whisperer, he is all about peace. I have seen him reign in my sister during bouts of unrestrained fury so I'm sure Noah was no problem. Obama should put him on the Israel/Palestine negotiation team.


Andrea is used to rocking her stuffed animals to sleep, but did well with Noah.  




From this picture you would never think that Andrea is responsible for the murder of countless innocent honey bees. However, while weeding at our community garden a fellow gardener accused her of bee genocide because of a bucket of water next to our plot.  Apparently on a hot day the bees plunge themselves into the water for relief  from the heat and drown themselves.   In a display of passionate protest the women tipped the bucket upside down, liberated the bees, and lectured us on her own awesomeness.

In my opinion if the bees are that stupid they should just die. Ever heard of natural selection? All of the self righteous crazies in Oregon seem to target my sister. Last time she was at the Coast a women accused her of trying to harm a baby seal.



After a solid day of honey bee slaughter its always nice to enjoy some great pizza, especially at Apizza Scholls.



Julie was serious about being able to eat her Pizza and pretty much force fed Noah the pacifier until he passed out.  




Noah enjoyed Uncle Adrian and Aunt Andrea's visit so much he fist bumped himself in their honor.  Thank you so much for all of your help!

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